Clench. Waddle. Drop. A ridiculous party game.

Easy to learn, dangerously competitive, and impossible not to laugh.

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60‑second demo. Try not to laugh — we dare you.

As Seen On

Makes, Misses, and “did that just happen?” laughs.

Every miss = more laughs 🤣

Beginner’s Luck? 🍀

First shot. Straight in. Legendary.

Skill or Sorcery? 🤔

Back-to-back bullseyes. They’re king of the porcelain throne.

It’s Harder Than It Looks 😅

First try… not everyone’s cheeks are champions. Welcome to Butt Darts.

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How to Play

1
🫴 Load It Up
2
👀 Take Aim
Mini toilet
3
🎯 Fire in the Hole
Mini toilet

What people are saying

Learn in seconds. Laugh for hours.

★★★★★

“Instant hit at our house party. Tears from laughing so hard.”

— Jessie R.
★★★★★

“The perfect icebreaker. My in‑laws even played.”

— Cameron T.
★★★★★

“Easy to learn, dangerously competitive.”

— Priya S.
★★★★☆

“Bought as a gag; now the kids beg to play.”

— Marcus L.

Why we made this

Our family has been playing this game for four generations. When we play, we always share laughs and have a good time. But we noticed that when we played, people almost always asked "Can I play too?" This game has brought together many people. Now we want to spread the laughter and good times by spreading some cheeks ;)

The Team
Brothers in Seattle and Chicago are creating the #2 game in America!

"Thank you for your patience as we scale! We are trying to produce enough of these to keep up with the demand. We want to get this game in your hands ASAP. Thanks!" - Founders

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FAQs

Keeping it classy(ish) and absurd.

2+ players (the more, the merrier).

Anyone with a pair of butt cheeks! This is an absurd, fully clothed game—keep it classy(ish).

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Nope—fully clothed only. It’s a game, not that kind of party.